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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 05:09

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why is Matt Gaetz being investigated but not Sarah (Tim) McBride? Why do we only care about grooming when it's the Republicans doing it?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What disgusts you?

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.